Tuesday, December 05, 2006

it's raining, it's pouring

I'm at home in Walthamstow while Turk gets his running board fixed. It's raining.

On the bus coming back from the garage this morning, I overheard a lad in a baseball cap talking on his mobile. He had a deep voice and a way of Enunciating. Every. Word. so that whatever he said sounded terribly sinister.

"You. Sat. On. The. Bench.
I Know You.
You. Did. You. Were. On. The. BENCH!

You Stayed. At. Your. MUM'S. Did. You? At. Your MUM's?"

Most odd.

2 comments:

Nathan said...

Heh. Heh. This. Post. Is. Still. Making. Me. Smile. After. A. Week. Of. Reading. It.

Pig wot flies said...

Hello Nathan. Long time no comment. Where've you been?

Mind you, I've not been very interesting or even posting much lately.